| | ... you wake up in the morning to find her dressed in her pajamas, along with a frilly pink tutu, numerous plastic necklaces, and furry princess slippers.
... you have Barbies in various states of undress strewn about in what are sometimes (accidentally) quite compromising positions.
... she refers to the jeans she's wearing as her " new Old Navy pants".
... she continues to play dress up in her bedroom at night, even in the face of a spank warning--- being fashionable has its price, after all.
... even toy trucks suddenly start talking to each other and having a mommy.
... you have to stop every 5 seconds while vaccuuming to see if the little pink speck you're about to suck up is a vaccuumable fuzz or a Polly Pocket shoe.
... she tells you, quite innocently, after watching The Little Mermaid and discussing with you the contents of the movie, and subsequently playing with her Ariel and Prince Eric doll (and having them "kiss"), and lamenting that she doesn't have a white bride's dress to change her Ariel doll into, that "Ariel is going to take her bra [her bathing suit top] off now, because she's married."
You know your daughter's father is male when...
...he overhears this amusingly innocent little comment and replies morosely: "Unfortunately, that's not always the case, Lily."
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P.S. Isn't this tragic about poor Heath Ledger?
P.P.S. Welcome home Mama! (and dad!)
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